the sounds of the army

it's almost 100% predictable.






"reference row- reference row ready!"

"READY!"

"class- ready!"

"READY!"

"class- move out!"

"MOVE!!!"

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1. still take your time. whole lot knock it down."

"company, where is your sense of urgency? left it in the bunk is it?"

"no, sergeant."

"cannot echo loudly is it? got cock in your mouth is it?"

"NO, SERGEANT!!!"

"down!"

"ONE!"

"down!"

"TWO!"

"company...! awake already anot?"

"YES, SERGEANT!!"

"recover!"

"RECOVER!!"

"still take your time to recover. whole lot knock it down."













i bet this is going to stick with me for a long, long time.