was chasing my dog yesterday night. i tell you, my dog is no joke. it runs around at high speed when there is no traction on the marble floor, so it ends up looking like something out of "Need For Speed Underground". it literally drifts around corners, and sometimes it just looks like the dog is trying to drag race. there is a nitrous mode for the dog, i suspect, but what appears to me is that the dog just stands still with four legs furiously oscillating for about 4 seconds. a burnout, if you'd call it. except that there's no smoke. considering my dog is only 3 months old, it ain't exactly convincing that dog can be man's best friend. this dog is a MENACE. it gets its teeth on anything and everything, including:
-the sofa
-my poor guitar cables
-my dad's speaker which cost about $10K a pair (oh, i have yet to see his reaction on this one)
-my ECONS NOTES!!!!!
-table legs
-my sis' iPod cable (good luck girl there's only one in the entire house :D)
-MY MP3 transfer cable (damn, DOG! lucky i have about 7 backup ones xD)
-the clothing of guests
-my OTHER dog (yes, my other dog is 6 years older. and two-and-a-half times its size)
-itself (what to do? by now you should have an impression that this ain't no dog no more)
it is literally a walking terror in my house, no doubt about it. it has got on my nerves time and time and time again. there has got to be something wrong with it. i think i better bring it to a vet or a dog psychiatrist if there even is one. it is hyper, it probably has an overclocked brain. no good. it can run really fast, and on top of that it has kinda bad steering. so what i could compare this now to would be the work of some retarded guy who souped up his vehicle with everything but the traction control, then he himself probably got in and drove it. hmmm. weird animal i have.
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Yur dog so cute...you call it a terror...Hmm...the closest I have is my lil bro...haha!
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